I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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