Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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