i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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