I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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