Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I think my vagina is haunted
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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