And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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