I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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