At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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