Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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