She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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