I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Couch. On fire.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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