Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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