Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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