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my computer doesn't work...

(619): View more from California

why?

(419): View more from Ohio

i puked on it last night

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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(604): View more from British Columbia

After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.

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(941): View more from Florida

Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains

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(540): View more from Virginia

I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica

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(408): View more from California

she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her

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(760): View more from California

I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.

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