Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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