love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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