It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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