As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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