That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
