S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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