id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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