Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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