So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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