I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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