Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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