To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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