when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
