the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just invented taco cereal.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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