And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
