I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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