How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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