i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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