sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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