so explain again why im purple
no
i think my tv is drunk
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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