I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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