Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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