when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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