why didn't you poke me back
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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