It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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