yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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