She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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