ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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