I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
