Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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