She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize