I love black thongs
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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