Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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