batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My penis needs a shock collar
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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