I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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