Buhtt sex?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
this just has baby written all over it
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
