sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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