great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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