fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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