I hate all girls vehemently.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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